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Date Sun Dec 21 1:54:59 p.m. CT 2008
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| Absolutely nobody posted anything this year on the message board, so as we head into the holidays I thought I'd re-post a classic piece of literature originally written 6 long years ago ... Back when apparently some guys named Fielder, Chambers, Stallworth, and Nedney were fantasy scorers. And Watson and Henry??? Things change in a hurry in this game. 'Twas the Weekend Before Christmas by the VANDAL (2002) Twas the weekend before Christmas, when all through the house Carlock was confident because Selig's team was a mouse; The SFFL website was pulled up on the screen with care, In hopes that a "W" soon would be there. Carlock was nestled in font of the TV, While visions of the Fantasy Bowl he could plainly see. Decked out in his "Pack" clothes, all yellow and green, This was going to be as easy as any he had seen. The games finally started, but it didn't really matter He could sit back and eat and get a little fatter. On Saturday, it was Feilder to Chambers in a flash, OH, MY! What Happened? His dream began to crash. The VANDALS jumped to the lead, it happened so quick, Eddie couldn't believe it (His head's pretty thick). He said "I'll go to sleep and Sunday will come" "I can't get beat, I'm not even THAT dumb!" Off to bed he went, but then he heard a loud noise. It awoke the neighborhood, all the girls and boys. Carlock opened the window and then felt sort of sick, Cause there on the lawn was old VANDAL RICK! More rapid than cowboys his players they came, And he whistled and laughed and called them by name. "Now Fielder from Miami, Now Watson and Henry! On Chambers and Stallworth! On Tennessee's Nedney! Score Touchdowns and Fieldgoals, Score them All! Then Dash Away, Dash Away, Dash Away All! Eddie knew what was happening, it wasn't a dream, He was losing to the VANDALS and he began to scream. "This Can't Be Happening, I Don't Lose To This Guy", and he hung his head and began to cry. There wasn't any doubt and began to show. The Sixers had LOST and it was off to the TOILET BOWL! And as the VANDAL left you could here him exclaim "Luck...who needs it and You all SUCK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Date Tue Dec 23 5:44:58 a.m. CT 2008
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| THANKS, Steve. Some things never get old. Merry christmas. The VANDAL |